Saturday, June 14, 2008

fuck you braces

it hurts so bad. i don't mind that i can't eat i mean i can totally 'not' eat if i wanted to but this pain is so fucking hard that it's deliciously slicing the life out of me piece by piece by piece.

is it not enough consolation that anytime, a giant magnet will come claim my face from my body that it has to feel this horrible? it's like someone stuck a million shards in my mouth. and these 'separators'! they're a bunch of rubber rings that are inserted between my molars to take them apart! who takes apart teeth?? i feel like i'm chewing a million rubbery gums. i'm sure you know the feeling that something's stuck in between your teeth, well i'm pretty certain that what's stuck in my mouth are firetrucks or giant boulders with signs saying, "this way to hell."

i'm hungry, i feel violated, i feel like tires are stuck in my teeth. fuckity fuck! i think i might have overdosed myself with mefenamic acid pills and i'm cranky! i'm mad at the world because of these metal things. tangina!

i look like a dork, i feel like one, i can't figure out how to smile because it hurts when i do, i can't talk right, i manufacture twice as much spit, ang dami kong singaw, it fucking hurts.

ahhh, leave me alone! take it off! it hurts so bad.

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