intro: uhm, he didn't have a spreadsheet at the myx magazine, we did one for him. it was a stupid 2-page whatever fucking ass shit article and photos. hahaha. but it's fine. he didn't see it. yet. :p
hot model: macoy estacio
photography and layout: gela franciso
article: leki de los santos
YOU! READ THIS. I DIDN'T WASTE 2 MINUTES AND 43 HOURS WRITING THIS WITHOUT ANYONE TO READ IT!
"me... i always tell the truth. even when i lie." –estacio
note to macoy:
• this is not trash.
• once you've read this, don't throw it. i had a hard time trying to find my way to insults of you.
• this article isn't meant to offend, hurt, emotionally assault, degrade, devalue, shame, humiliate, mortify, dishonor, displease, upset, distress, annoy, irk, vex, irritate and utmost anger you. we did this because we felt bad that you weren't in the myx magazine cover and because we spend time to appreciate what you are doing for chicosci (being the drummer and all. crowd clown. band geek. whatever.)
• if anything, take this as an appreciative token and all the bad stuff i put in here as jokes. hehe. if you are able to do that, we will love you forever and take out our notion that you are gay, i mean masungit. i meant to say masungit. (strike one joke. hehe.)
note to the other members of the band:
• when you read this, that is if ever you do, don't laugh out too loud. :D it's already as embarrassing as it gets for macoy. if you want a part 2, just tell me. :p
so... the jerk who's behind the drums in chicosci gigs lately? the one who looks like a lost little boy, confused and constipated in between songs but feels serious as death and mad (like he's gonna tear the drumset apart) while performing? rawr. the one who's hotter than miggy, mong, calde and ariel put together? **screeeecchh** we-we-wait, what? rewind!! please tell me we're talking about some hollywood actor!
uh, we might be but no. sorry folks. you can break it up and stop reading here. but if you must continue then suit yourselves. fine, i'll humor whatever floats your boat. his name's macoy estacio and he's the newest member of the most immaculate band in the universe... something.. squishy.. fruity science.. something. melon? uh, strawberry, is it? no that's too gay. oh, of course, CHICO! yes, science of brown squishy chico. yes chicosci. but this isn't about them, it's about someone's doood, i think. sure. *wink wink* (nah, you know yourselves.) we felt bad for macoy because he wasn't in the cover of myx mag so we did him a favor. :)
anyway, macoy. hmm, i saw him first time on a music tv show, okay it's MYX. (whatda?) he was demo-ing drum parts for a watch-and-learn type o' show, okay it's myx tugtugan. (eff) and the host, OKAY it's raimund marasigan. (darn it.) was asking him how many parts were there in the song that he was demo-ing and he goes, "uhm, parts? (looking as constipated as ever) uhm, (macoy to his mind: isip ka ng kahit anong number! how many daw e!)" but he ended up blurting out. "di ko alam e. *snickers*" (who was able to watch that? anyone? join me in laughing! haha.) but, (here's the pambawi) he did great! he was double-pedaling fine and mr. marasigan looked amazed. or was he raising his eyebrow? :p
macoy estacio. he also plays for another band, AMS. that's april morning skies. (plug-in: new album out now! as in this day! 08.08.08 grab a copy!) he still didn't get the vox privilege in this band (ooohh. sorry na.) but he gets paid pa rin so buzz off! yes, two bands mean two sets of hard earned pay. :p (ladies, he's rich, fresh meat! he'll take any sensual part of your body as bait! except the armpits i assume? or? hahahaha.)
macarthur said, "i shall return", rage against the machines spiked renegades of funk, ateneo says, "la salle stinks!" (ooopps. :D), niche says "ayt" and macoy's award winning line is, "me... i always tell the truth. even when i lie." *crickets* *blink blink* *snores* whut? i'll leave the explanation of that line to him because really, i don't get it. i'll pretend it's a really sensible line. it is! it is! it is! (there i'm done pretending. :D)
this article/ okray of macoy estacio is getting too long and outta hand (i might blurt out how badly he hates karla angeles or something. :p), so i'm ending with a final note: yug and joel haven't committed suicide yet (because they think chicosci died when they left and when macoy took over), so that means mr. macoy estacio is a good drummer. :) cheers.
hot model: macoy estacio ☺
photography and layout: gela franciso ☺
article: leki de los santos ☺
p.s. this is a distraction! because i can't post what i really want to post, i take out old stuff. hahahaha. enjoy! or don't. :p
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