oh man i am such a useless couch potato. i may not have been doing anything for the last two weeks of life, and i plan to be a bum til i puke of this lifestyle but i have done so many realizations over those lethargic but most exciting moments of this year (so far).
please refer to list below:
* my parents will probably never buy me a cool volkswagen. i checked. it was expensive.
* glee is entertaining but it's overdone. and it slowly becomes more and more annoying the longer you watch it.
* LUKE GRIMES is amazing.
* VINCENT PIAZZA is adorable.
* i have dreams of living in a good ole lighthouse. they're creepy but gorgeous.
* my mom is a nagger. not a surprise.
* there's nothing that john mayer music wont fix.
* it's sofaking hot.
* ANDY SAMBERG and JORMA TACCONE are my two new favorite people in the world.
* my sister's a pain.
* the beach is my favorite area in the world.
* LAKERS is still the best team. go KOBE.
* i hate people.
* i love coke. the drink not the.. you know. jenjenjehhn.
* ASSASSINATION OF A HIGH SCHOOL PRESIDENT is one of the best movies i've watched. yay.
* baseball is boring. i'm sorry baseball fans. it just is. really i'm sorry. i tried to understand it.
* there's nothing dumber than homer simpson.
* the election is taking forever.
* i hope NADAL wins. :D
* our penthouse is the best penthouse. it's not big but it's the best. :P
* i am currently being raised by a television set. oh man.
* i'm not a fan of growing up. it's boring.
* if i don't stop now, i'm gonna miss family guy. it's on fox right now. so. bye.
job's are for suckers. - glen quagmire.
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