un freakin' believable!

this just made my day. i was all whoah, what the hell? yeah i know, who cares about this right? it's a stupid picture, whatever. but it's yanny! i first saw him in spongecola's gemini music video with this concept of romeo and juliet. and he has never been this daring in yeah forever i suppose. lol. he also looks gay here by the way but who cares? that's the art in it. or not. what the heck am i talking about. haha.

anyway, i went to ateneo expecting a lot of him in Tanghalang Ateneo where he stayed for a long while. turns out, when i entered the school, he had to leave. ooff. what a bummer. haha. oh well, that's how the cookie crumbles. go yanny!

LAST WEEK YEAH!

last week of classes is normally hell week. aarrggh! i have a bunch of things i have got to get over and done with but i never got the chance to start. freak! and oh yeah, i lost my ID and now i have a gazillion midgets in my head screaming, "GET AN ID, YOU FREAK!" but something tells me, "THE GUARD'S NEVER GONNA GET YOU, GET IT NEXT YEAR!" and i am considering that second thought because it really is a hassle if i do it alone. i nneeeedd this AFFIDAVIT OF LOSS and a notary shit of that and i don't know anyone who can get that for me or how i am gonna get it. so fuck it, i'll try to act cool this last week and try not to show off my fake ID that's dangling over my pants (which is by the way my high school ID) for about a week or less now.

other than that gigantic problem, i have a fil12 paper due this friday, a long quiz in lit13 this wednesday and another long one for zoo lec on thursday. what else? tsk, nevermind. all i know is there are a ton more and there will still be another ton for the christmas break. huh? good luck in dreaming there's going to be a break! drats! darn! damn!

don't you just love school? not!

anyway, i guess imma be posting after this week tops. yeah. that's how busy i am. crap!

only in da pilipins!

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what the f***? what the f***?

Source: http://nakanampucha.wordpress.com/2007/08/13/a-love-story/

We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, “I hope you don’t mine. Can I get your number?” Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back? He explained naman na it’s so we could keep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na rin. Now, we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. “Will you marriage me?” I’m in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, “Well, well, well. Look do we have here.” What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, “please, mine you own business!” Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, “Look at is this way. She’s our of our lives.” Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.

go shorty, it's yer birthday

that's right. it's my day. people started texting around 1am today onwards. i am nothing but really happy. they remember. i wonder if it's because it's a 13 or because they really remember? haha.
so anyway, i had a really fun party at irisa's crib, it was like a block/ christmas/ birthday party. everyone was there and it was fun. this is gonna be a short entry because:

1. i'm a little tired
2. i have nothing to say but yay, i'm happy.
3. i gots to take a bath and sleep. haha.
4. i've already mentioned the highlight of the day (the party)
5. and i gots to upload a gazillion photos in multiply.

wish me luck. haha.

batibot!

the creator of the show i grew up with died recently. his name's rene villanueva. it was december 5 i think. to pay tribute to him, i shall dedicate a blog entry for his show.

BATIBOT CHARACTERS:

1. Koko Kwik-Kwak, or Koko for short, is a four-year-old bird-child inspired by Pag-asa, the first Philippine eagle hatched under laboratory conditions.

2. Manang Bola, (Madam Bola) the forgetful fortuneteller. Although she still relies too much on her crystal ball, she still, however, ostensibly helps children and other guests in finding answers to questions by helping themselves on their own.

3. Kapitan Basa, a superhero that loves to read. He loves to answer questions with the help of his magic book.

4. Sitsiritsit and Alibangbang, two inquisitive space aliens who take delight in discovering things, places and people around them. Inspired from Two-Headed Monster from Sesame Street and with the names being from the nursery rhyme "Sitsiritsit, Alibangbang".

5. Ningning and Gingging, the sisters. Ningning is the eldest girl, the serious type, while Gingging is younger and the playful one between the two siblings. Inspired from Ernie and Bert of Sesame Street.

6. Irma Daldal, a stage-struck, faddish, shallow and cheap actress, although she believes she is the most talented person in show business. Her name is a word play on madaldal, which is the Filipino for "talkative."

7. Sultan Parachibum, a datu or chieftain who, with the help of his grandchildren acting as his official advisers, always tries his best to solve the many problems in his sultanate known as Agamanyog.

8. Noli de Kasyo, the journalistic reporter and interviewer who because of taking himself too seriously, always ends up doing all sorts of interviews about various objects, muppets and people. Inspired from former TV anchorman and current Vice President Noli de Castro.

9. Pong Pagong, a clumsy, pink full-body turtle wearing a baseball cap.

10. Kiko Matsing, a brown monkey version of Sesame Street's Oscar.

11. Kuya Bodjie (Big Brother Bodjie), also known as Bodjie Pascua

12. Ate Sienna a.k.a Bambam (Big Sister Sienna)

bastusan na!

so i was browsing channels, right? and i got to mtv. ramon bautista show's just starting. episode 47 of 73, i'd remember. and it's j-hoon balbuena--- kjwan's drummer! finally! my sister's been telling about his session with mr. bautista for around two weeks now.

i didn't scream but yeah i did. (which by the way got my sister outta the tub and bathroom just to see what was going on.

anyway j-hoon said something about hiphop basic linggo. and well sang out with ramon.

1. jilly jilly jilly
2. boyakasha
3. bastusan na!

there, those are the terms he said. and indeed, it was a lot of fun! do it again! do it again!

talambuhay ng aking insomnia

uy ang sipag a. (1:00 am)ay naasar na (1:15 am)

tang-ina, ano daw? bwiset to a. (1:30 am)
ops, gutom na to, nakatingin na sa ref (1:45 am)
wala na ngang pagkain, wala pang katapusan ito (2:00 am)
ops, ayan na tulog na (2:01 am)

siguro may dalawa sa mga gabi sa dalawang linggo na hindi lang talaga ako makatulog sa gabi. isa sa mga gabing yun ay katumbas nung araw na natulog ako nang buong buo. at yung isa, wala lang. insomnia nga ba?

alas dos na. ngayon. bukod sa hinihintay ko pa yung lokong ate ko na nasa labas pa, madami pa akong babasahin at homework. tae naman o. lahat na ng tao dito umuurok, ako na lang ang gising. pati yung tahol nang tahol na aso ng kapitbahay, naidlip na.

gutom na ako. inubos ng tatay ko ang shawarmang binili ko sa peyups kanina. wala tuloy akong makain. kaawa awang bata. nanay ko naman inubos yung coke. ay nako naman. tapos kanina pa naghahanap ng sabon. sus. e buti nakatulog na.

ang tagal ni ate. teka. aral muna nga ulit ako. nakarami na ko ng pasakalye. baka bumagsak ako bukas. hahaha.

ang tae ng giniling festival!

hindi ko matapos tapos yung nakaraan kong post dahil nakita ko sa mtv yung music video ng giniling festival na SILING GINILING. nanood muna ako nang limang minuto bago ako nakapag-type ulit. hindi ko maalala kung nakanganga ba akong manood o nanlalaki ang mata basta ang masasabi ko, "ANG TAE NG GINILING FESTIVAL!"

ilan bang bandehado ng siling giniling ang nakain nung mga ugok na yun at lahat sila panay makati ang pwet?

ay ewan. basta walang kabuluhan yung music video. mukang tanga si jeje at lec. mukha lang silang mga batang nagsasaya pero madaming sobrang tuwang tuwa sa kanila. pero nung una kong narinig yung kantang iyon, sobrang tuwang tuwa ako. parang, "its bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S" haha.

sinong di mapapasigaw sa ulan

ako. miss ko na si rico blanco. nasan na kaya yun? ngayong maulan, wala ako masyadong maiugnay na kanta kundi "ulan" ng rivermaya (kahit na si bamboo ang kumanta nun. yata.) kaya yun bigla kong naisip si rico. bakit kasi paalis alis pa ng banda e. naisip ko rin tuloy, siguro wala ngang salitang KONTENTO. ginawa lang siya para sa salungat niyang salita na HINDI KONTENTO. ibig sabihin, kahit nasa iyo na lahat, may gusto ka pa ring makuhang iba. tulad na lamang ni rico blanco. nasa kanya na ang kasikatan, pera, at babae pa nga e. ano pa kaya yung hinahanap niya? masaya pa nga ang trabaho niya e. pero yun nga, kanya kanyang rason yan e. ganun talaga. hindi ako fan masyado ni rico blanco o ng rivermaya pero masasabi ko pa rin na magaling sila at isang henyo si rico blanco dahil nakapagsulat siya ng maraming makabuluhang kantang hindi ko pinalampas na pakinggan at nakapagpabago ng buhay ng marami. sayang nga lang wala na siya. gud lak na lang sa bagong bokalista ng rivermaya at kela mark, mike at japs. tang-ina. umuulan pa rin.

miggy miggy miggy

yeah. miguel chavez. the guy in the limelight here in our house. he's the front man of chicosci if you aren't familiar with him. and my sister just happen to finally notice that charm of his. yep, finally noticed. i remember early during the first semester, yz just hated it when i watch chicosci vampire social club over and over again. can't help it. i like the band and their music even a long time ago. so anyway, i'm not sure how or why she suddenly liked the "tiny" fellow. :D by the way, she hates it when i say miggy is tiny. hahaha., but well she just likes him even if he sometimes look like shit.

everyday i wake up to, "si miggy?" i end up saying, "andiyan sa kabilang kwarto." or "a nasa CR ata." ye know just to shut her up because if you don't answer, she's gonna ask the same question forever. so there. there are about 300 non consecutive minutes in a day that she talks about that guy and a few more minutes than that that she uses to stare at his pictures. yeah. all over her laptop, my laptop, her phone, her ipod, her usb and my brother's room's wall. but that's back in tuguegarao.

yeah she's a freak but who can blame her? i mean miggy's just pretty.

ang mag-aaral panget!!

oo tama yan. ang mag-aaral panget. bakit sa dinami daming pwedeng gawin sa mundo e mag-aral pa ang napili kong gawin? sabi naman ng nanay ko pwede daw na hindi na ako mag-aral tapos magtrabaho na lang ako. yun nga lang paano nga naman ako hahanap ng trabaho kung wala naman akong natapos?

masakit sa ulo. masakit sa katawan. tuwing nagbabasa ako sa gabi, di ko namamalayan nalalawayan ko na pala ang libro ko dahil maya't maya nakakaidlip ako. ano pa ang pumapasok sa utak ko?

hay, sa kabilang banda, masaya mag-aral kapag uno lahat ng bumabalik sa iyo. di ba? :D

my first cut

pardon the childish and pathetic title. but it's all i could think of. really. it's like one of those elementary compositions with titles as "my first summer vacation in tagaytay" or "my favorite superhero." for those who are still wondering though, the cut i'm talking about is not boo boo but class cut. yeah, i never thought i'd do it in my whole lifetime but uhm, i just did. in fact that god forsaken class is ongoing still up 'till around 20 more minutes.

i could have gone to the class just the same but i'd be attending half of the session which is pretty much nothing but the usual "towards the end" practice. so, yeah. it's not my fault!

1. UP diliman's roads were all closed, it's hard to get my way through the detours and stuff.
2. Traffic! was massive in Katipunan.
3. Ate couldn't get me to school because she has exams today.
4. It's raining!

plus, i didn't want to go through the position of walking in a class and they are all doing the techniques and i'm all what the f*** is going on. it's not the shame of getting in late because quite frankly no one freakin' cares. everybody just keeps dancing around. i know i wouldn't care also. it's the effing trouble that comes with the being late like a tardy slip yada yada yada when you can just get an absent mark and next thing you know everything's just the way they were. (or not, of course there are steps i wouldn't know but i'll get them eventually. hopefully. :D)

for now, i am free up 'till 10:30. yesss!! nut i have stuff to do, print this and that, read this and that, bla bla bla. so immana go do those and grab myself some breakfast. yey!

ah the painful dance of love

i don't wanna dig into the details. i know a guy who was just left out by his girl for a third party. yeah sad. and sudden. it was like one day he was just telling everyone that "honey" couldn't be reached and now it all came to a crash. bang bang boom six months. "poor kid" saw "honey" with "mr. i like other people's gal cause i can't get meh own" (loser) one night then that was it. i feel bad for "poor kid". he really seemed to have cried a lot about it.

so cutting the crap, who's to blame?

can't be "poor boy" can it?
so two suspects "honey" and "loser" right?

it's gonna be like that. ya know, find one, feel in love, find another, run away. it's kinda like a cycle now.

i have never been acquainted with love before. ever. and i think it's gonna be a while 'till i get to it. but to certain "love characters" i have stuff to say:

1. to the victim- oh come on. it's just a little scratch. sabi nga nila, "malayo sa bituka". find someone new. nothing's permanent anyway. move on. stand up. don't show that you're weak. laugh yourself out. don't think about. preoccupy your mind. :)

2. to the killer- fuck you. go tho hell. you have no reason to hurt anyone. god says, "don't hurt anyone". and you just did you twit! die! die! die! :O

so there.